Mental Mall

I have been wondering for several weeks now where one can find an eligable young man for dating. I can't find one at school, as all of the music people I know are either gay or terribly socially retarded. Can't find one among friends, since all my friends are more like brothers, and kissing your brother is gross. Can't find one at work, the only straight guy I work with is 19 and a gang banger, and all the customers are only there to buy their girlfriends/fiancees/wives diamonds. This leaves me with the very scary task of finding a man in the Longmont mall! If you've ever been to Longmont, you know it's a big cow town. Everyone who's not Mexican is a big old hick; country music, mullet, wrangler jeans, etc. There are also several certifiably crazy people, who have nothing better to do than wander the mall constantly.

However, after weeks and weeks of scanning everyone who walks by, I have managed to keep up a friendly flirtation with a guy who works at the cingular kiosk. I know what you're thinking "cell phone guy!?", but I'm not looking for a husband, I'm looking for somebody to make out with, and this guy is decently cute. I'm guessing he's about 26 or 27, he's got a decent sense of humor and seems generally like a normal guy. He waves to me all day from his kiosk, and we prank call each other. It's very middle school, but I haven't been single since 17, so what do I know. I have a dilema though, I can't tell if he's flirting with me or not. He looks at my boobs a good deal, but since my boobs are freakishly huge, that probably doesn't mean anything. I don't know what to do next, should I just ask him to go out? or should I keep up my little flirty game until I know more? somebody tell me, I have no idea!