Getting Personal

So, on advice from a certain fabulous older friend, I decided to take the leap into being pathetic and put up a personal ad on the iternets. I won't say where for fear of total mortification, but I did it. It's strange, it's like shopping for a boyfriend. I spent hours just looking at different profiles, wondering what any of these guys would actually be like in person. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they describe themselves. I hope somebody answers my ad, there's got to be somebody out there who wants to date fat chicks right? SWF seeks special someone who is not an asshole, pervert, or dumbfuck.