Cingular sensation

I realize this blog is starting to sound like a 12 year old's diary, but Cingular guy has turned out to be very creepy indeed. First of all, I have spotted him flirting with just about every girl that works in the mall, which at first I thought was funny until I noticed the girl at the coffee kiosk seem a little creeped out by him. Then I learn from an ex-co-worker that this dude has done time. In prison. Who goes to prison?! Apparently he used to be a huge meth head. There actually are no available normal men. They are like unicorns.